Octobre 15, 200817 yr Le Président Américain Ackerman se représente aux élections présidentielles américaines 2008, face à nos amis Barack Obama et John McCain ! [dlm] [/dlm] Tous aux urnes ! "Vote for me, if you wanna live !" MAJ :GameStop: What´s great about this country, and how would you protect that? Ackerman: It´s the freedom we Americans have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and make something out of ourselves. Anyone in the country can do anything they want if they have the gumption and the guts and a can do attitude. This is a country where a simple farm boy from Iowa can grow up to be the President of the United States. That´s right. That´s me. How would I protect that? With our courage, our compassion, our Athena Cannons and our Century Bombers.GameStop: What´s wrong with this country, and how would you fix it? Ackerman: There´s nothing wrong with it. It´s perfect just the way it is. Except for those pessimistic anti-patriotic naysayers who hate everything we stand for. They call this constructive criticism. I call it treason. They think this country needs to be fixed. I think the only thing that needs to be fixed is them so they don´t produce anymore pinko, commie offspring.GameStop: What traits should American voters look for in a President, and which are your strongest? Ackerman: Voters should look for someone who knows what they´re doing and isn´t afraid to say so. Someone who doesn´t waste time weighing every possibility, hemming and hawing, looking at both sides of everything. A President has to be decisive. It´s about choosing a course, right or wrong, and sticking to it to the bitter, miserable end. He´s the President of United States. What he says goes. What was the second part of that question?GameStop: Do you consider yourself a “maverick?†Ackerman: Yes, I am. I´ve never been one to go along to get along. That´s why I´m for innovation. That´s why I´m for spending trillions more on defense technology. Some people are afraid of that kind of advanced weaponry. Afraid we may open up Pandora´s box and accidentally blow up the planet. Well, hell, you can´t make an omelet if you don´t break a few eggs. Frightened little men with tiny little minds have always been afraid of progress. Hell, if they had their way we´d still be talking on tin cans connected with stringsGameStop: Can you sum up your foreign policy for us? Ackerman: Do it to them before they do it to us.GameStop: Is America still a superpower? Ackerman: I should kick you where it counts, asking me a question like that. America is the greatest nation on Earth! The most powerful force for good in the history of humankind. We have the most powerful military machine ever seen. The finest war technology on the planet, thanks to the good people at FutureTech Incorporated. So I would say…yeah.GameStop: What must America do to ensure a strong defense? Ackerman: The best defense is clearly a good offense. If our enemies believe we´re a little trigger happy, well that´s just fine and dandy. If they know that I won´t hesitate to wipe them off the face of the Earth, they´ll think twice before they attack us. In this day and age, you need to be a little bit bad a**.GameStop: What´s America´s biggest threat globally? Ackerman: The scourge of Godless communism. Those whiny bast**ds want to take from the rich and give to the poor. They want everyone to be equal and no one to have any more money than anybody else. Well, hell…where´s the fun in that?GameStop: What´s America´s biggest threat domestically? Ackerman: Reality TV.GameStop: Do you believe man is responsible for global warming? Ackerman: Yes, I do and you know what? Big whoop. If the polar ice caps melt and the oceans rise and the East and West Coast end up underwater, it´s no skin off my nose. I didn´t win those states anyway. Darky, le contrat de confiance.
Octobre 15, 200817 yr x) Belle parodie. Voix ambiguë d'un cœur qui au zéphyr préfère les jattes de kiwis.
Octobre 15, 200817 yr Si des simples d'esprit voient ça ils seraient capable de voter pour lui :lol: Merci pour ce moment ^^ "On a tous des choix difficiles à faire..."
Octobre 15, 200817 yr Mais lol Sympa <25/06/2012 18:35:57> "Kaiser-Scott": j't'avoue qu'un p'tit sordet en été j'dis pas non
Octobre 15, 200817 yr excellent ^^ ça ça fait plaisir comme vidéo le ton est donné Hé hé! D'la main gauche!
Octobre 15, 200817 yr LOL, Je vote pour lui ! Imaginez, la démocratie arriverait ENFIN aux States ! XD "Screw 'em all !" XD Où qu'on peut ravoir nos signatures qui kickait du ass ? D:
Octobre 16, 200817 yr LOL, Je vote pour lui ! Imaginez, la démocratie arriverait ENFIN aux States ! XD LOOOOOOOOOL? Votez communiste, car nous allons les envahir de toute façon. -=* The Story : Apokirov *=-
Octobre 16, 200817 yr mise à jour avec son portrait et un questions/réponses de Gamestop "Un combat déloyal ? Vous remplirez un formulaire de plainte - si vous en sortez vivant." - McNeil
Octobre 16, 200817 yr J'adore le logo de son parti, mais je voterai plutôt pour le Saint Parti Voltigorien ou le Parti Communiste des USA. Je ne suis pas Dieu mais il est mon second.
Octobre 16, 200817 yr puissant ! j'adore ce genre humour Ne jamais sous-estimer la valeur de son ennemi
Octobre 16, 200817 yr excellent Cela pourrait signifier que ce segment du temps contient une spécificité cosmique intrinsèque un peu comme si c'était le point d'intersection de l'ensemble du continum espace temps ... A moins que ce ne soit qu'une vulgaire coïncidence.
Octobre 16, 200817 yr Le Parti Vodkaïste mes ami, le parti Vodkaïste, c'est la seule voie possible vers un monde Heureux© Homo Sovieticus Vodkalis à votre écoute!
Octobre 16, 200817 yr GameStop: Can you sum up your foreign policy for us?Ackerman: Do it to them before they do it to us. Ça résume bien la mentalité des Alliés XD -=* The Story : Apokirov *=-
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